Well, Actually....Yes, That's Exactly What They're Saying

In this morning's paper I found a quote from Alabama RB Ken Darby. He said that he is tired of hearing the storyline played out in the media repeatedly of the match-up between Alabama's defense and Texas Tech's offense. "Basically, you're saying we're more of a defensive team than an offensive team. You're saying our offense sucks, that Brodie sucks, you're saying our recievers suck, I suck, and our offensive line sucks." (*The paper has [stinks], so I took an educated guess.) Well, Mr. Darby, yes. Yes, we are saying that. You and Brodie have a little bit of talent--I'll grant you that. But the recievers and offensive line do, in fact, suck. On the whole, the Alabama offense sucks. And finally, yes, we are saying that Alabama is more of a defensive team (1st in scoring defense) than an offensive team (81st in scoring offense).

After this quote and Brodie's "we won the [Auburn] game 18-0 after the first quarter," one thing is certain. Though Darby and Brodie do have some talent, they are both apparently clueless.